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I'm okay!
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♪ Party ♪
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♪ Who's the king?
King Julien! ♪
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♪ Who's the king?
King Julien! ♪
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♪ Get down for the get down ♪
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♪ Everybody party with King who?
King Julien! ♪
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♪ King who?
King Julien! ♪
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♪ Tonight will be forever ♪
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♪ Let's do King Julien style ♪
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♪ Woof! ♪
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♪ Whoa, whoa ♪
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♪ Y'all tell me who's the king ♪
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♪ Whoa, whoa ♪
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♪ All hail King Julien! ♪
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My peoples!
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Through that horrifying,
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traumatic tropical storm
that ravaged our kingdom,
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Judy and the sea gods
have bequeathed upon us
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a big ol' bounty of our favorite drink,
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Brown Julien!
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Aah! Why?
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The supply of coffee beans that washed up
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with that shipwreck
nobody appeared to survive
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is so huge,
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we'll be drinking Brown Julien
for the rest... of our lives!
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Your Majesty, does the kingdom really need
this many Brown Julien kiosks?
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I don't know what you mean.
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Well, there's this one
and then that one
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and the one next door to that one
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and then the one you opened
inside the outhouse.
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Aw, man!
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They never spell my name right.
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Expanding the Brown Julien empire
has been a dream of mine
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ever since I thought it up yesterday
while chugging too much Brown Julien.
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Ah, man, I love Brown Julien!
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I hate Brown Julien!
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I don't get it.
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I drink it all day. I drink it all night.
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But then when it's time
to go to beddy-bye...
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Kaboom!
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I'm wide awake,
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and I can hear my own shadow.
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Masikura!
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Ugh, you beckoned me, Your Majesty?
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Here, this should calm your stomach
and your nerves.
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No, thanks.
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Uh, coffee's the best drink
in the whole world.
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I-I...
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Bladow!
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That is... very calming.
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What do you call this golden beverage
that just made me rethink
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everything I ever knew about Brown Julien?
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It's called tea.
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Uh, okay.
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"T" what?
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Are you, like, spelling something?
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What are the other letters?
What are they?
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T-E-A.
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It was my grandmother's recipe.
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Made of flowers and roots and chamomile
and lavender and valerian,
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et cetera.
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Can definitely taste the et cetera.
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Real fresh.
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But a drink this delicious
deserves a better name.
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I dub this beverage...
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Golden Julien.
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Julien, Julien, Julien.
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Brown Julien is dead.
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Golden Julien is the future.
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As you can see, we've got a bunch
of great Golden Julien locations
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popping up around town.
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Or should I say, "mom and popping up"?
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Oh, bamboo!
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Because Golden Julien is locally sourced
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and brewed right here in our village.
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Now, I invite you all to experience
Golden Julien.
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All right, all right.
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Form an orderly queue!
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Oh, that's just great.
You're kidding.
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Ooh. Ow!
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Oh, y... oh, that's actually...
that's quite nice.
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Uh, peppermint in there.
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Is that? I think it is. Yeah, it is.
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I need my Golden Julien!
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Are you okay, Mort?
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"Okay"? Am I "okay," man?
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Can I be reduced to two letters
that define me?
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Uh, why is Mort talking
like a groovy '60s cult leader?
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Guess tea affects him differently.
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Society programs us, man.
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Like a robot escaping
from the mannequin factory, Jack.
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Oh, we got Jacks and Jills
and James and JoJos and JimJams...
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Let's make sure
you got some tranquilizer darts
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in case Mort gets any weirder.
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Locked and loaded.
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Mmm, mmm.
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It's like drinking a hug
from an emotionally distant parent.
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And my heart isn't getting
all freaky-deaky
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with the coffee palpitations
and the whatnot, man.
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Back and to the left.
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Back and to the left!
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♪ Candy corn, honeybees
falling from trees ♪
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♪ Puppy dogs, kitty cats,
dirt on my knees ♪
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♪ Unicorn, bacon fat ♪
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♪ A hamster sneeze ♪
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♪ Children cry, toenails grow,
what does it mean? ♪
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♪ These are words that don't make sense ♪
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♪ Just word salad ♪
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♪ Let's build a fence ♪
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♪ Let's make some pie ♪
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♪ The baby pigs cry ♪
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♪ I don't know why ♪
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♪ Maybe they're a bit shy ♪
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Oh, man.
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Hello, Julien.
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Gah! Karl?
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What's your deal, man?
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I have a proposition for you, Julien.
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Even if we weren't cuddling,
that statement would be creepy.
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I come on behalf of my family's
gourmet poo coffee empire,
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Brüs by Bruce.
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Nobody gives a poo
about your coffee anymore, Karl.
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My peeps are all about
that Golden Julien now.
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We'd like to buy your Golden Julien kiosks
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and expand your business even further.
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"Expand my business," huh?
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What's in it for me?
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Does this solid gold keytar
sweeten the deal?
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Yes!
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Maurice, look at all this architecture.
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It looks like a fancy prison.
We should do this in our kingdom.
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I'm not sure about this, Your Majesty.
I mean, Bruce is Karl's brother.
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Aah! Why?
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Bros, I'm stoked you're here.
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So are Trent and Kipper.
So stoked.
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What Trent said.
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Ugh, the dolphins.
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Darn those stupid dolphins.
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This place is sick!
Eh?
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Coffee fountain! Masseuses!
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Ping-Pong that's just loud enough
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to make it impossible
to get any work done.
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Yeah, and peep all the expensive art I buy
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because the company
makes way too much money
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and hates charity.
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Nice.
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Huh?
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You agreed to remove this piece
from the lobby.
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Then I changed my mind.
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Know why?
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'Cause... this.
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Stop!
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Seriously, Bruce,
not in front of my archnemesis.
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Ugh!
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Just messin' with you, little broski.
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Let's go check out the roasting room.
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Trent, Kipper. We rollin'.
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Kipper, could you imagine?
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The holy grail of babes.
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Half fish, half lady.
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"Half" to meet one someday.
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Trent, you're on fire, bro.
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Okay, now, Karl said
you had some business to discuss, so...
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This guy. I love it.
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"Hi, I'm Johnny Business School,
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and I want to talk
about spreadsheets and..."
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Aw, come on, don't make that face.
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I'm just messing with ya.
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We do things a little different
at Brüs by Bruce.
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What my imbecile brother means is...
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Karl, pull my finger.
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Go on.
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Never mind. I'll do it myself.
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So Baron Von Buzzkill
wants to talk bidness.
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Here it goes.
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The structure here is simple.
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Trent and Kipper are our Chairmen
of Distribution and Sales.
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Me? I'm the Chairman of Chairmen.
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I'm also CEO, CFO, CTO,
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BMOC, TGIF, LOL, MSG,
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and DJ at company picnics.
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And Karl is... What is it you do here, Karl?
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Just kidding. Don't answer that.
Nobody cares.
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We want Golden Julien
to be part of the Brüs by Bruce fam.
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We don't want you to sell out.
We want you to cash in.
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Well, Bruce, you've given us...
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...a lot to think about.
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Hmm?
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Mmm.
Uh...
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What's that? Straight from the nacho bar?
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"Oh, you guys got a nacho bar?
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That's sick, bro!"
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Ooh, I know, bro.
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Your Majesty,
uh, we should talk this over.
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Maurice! Nacho bar!
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Give you a nacho bar.
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Hey, Patrick, you mind giving Maurice
a tour of the facilities
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while I handle my biz
with my new best friend?
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Uh-huh.
I'm not leaving King Julien.
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It's fine, bud.
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We'll catch up later. Nachos!
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Ready for the board meeting?
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Karl, you're drivin'.
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This is a board meeting?
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Yeah, wakeboard meeting.
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Where else would we have it,
some lame conference room?
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When you're rolling
with the Brüs by Bruce crew,
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we're shredding wakes
and taking names every day.
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Mm!
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Ha ha!
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I could get used to this.
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Hey, should we, uh, check on Maurice?
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I'm sure he's fine.
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As you can see,
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we have a variety of roasts.
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Dark roast, extra-dark roast,
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medium-dark roast.
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What are we doing in this room
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of fancy glass eggs?
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Some days it's just nice
to come in here and unwind
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by destroying
some priceless collector's items.
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It's very therapeutic.
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Really?
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You tell me.
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Ooh, that's the stuff.
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Oh, baby!
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Dude! That's superstar DJ Deceased Rabbit.
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How did you get him?
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Three words... money, money, money.
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The worthless pieces of paper
with dead politicians' faces on it?
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Yeah, it's all the rage with these dumb,
hairless apes called humans.
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They trade it to us for coffee,
and then we trade it for other stuff,
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like boats and samurai swords
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and expanding our coffee empire
by crushing all the competition.
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Samurai swords!
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Where do I sign?
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Hey, buddy, guess what.
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I just signed a contract
that'll have us up to our eyeballs
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in samurai swords and free nachos.
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Did you read it first?
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Read what first?
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Oh, the contract? Nope.
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But Bruce is cool.
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And when has a cool person
ever been a jerk?
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We just get each other.
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Totally.
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For the first time ever,
I feel like I have a brother.
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I'm your brother, Bruce.
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Exactly.
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Hey, bros, who wants to check out
the indoor ski slope?
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King Julien,
I think we should think this through.
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I don't!
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Whoosh. Whoosh. Whoosh.
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Looks like Bruce replaced every single
Golden Julien kiosk in the kingdom.
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Except that one.
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Hey there, Jack.
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I need a cup of that sweet, sweet Golden...
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Uh, what is this?
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Bruce told me
he didn't want to change anything
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about Golden Julien.
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Maybe you should have read the fine print
262
00:11:13,923 --> 00:11:16,258
or at least waited
till I read the dang fine print
263
00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:17,385
before you signed it!
264
00:11:17,468 --> 00:11:20,304
Yeah, but if I can't trust a corporate CEO
265
00:11:20,388 --> 00:11:23,140
to do the right thing, who can I trust?
266
00:11:23,224 --> 00:11:25,142
Why did you do this?
267
00:11:25,226 --> 00:11:26,227
Do what?
268
00:11:26,310 --> 00:11:28,229
You outlawed Golden Julien.
269
00:11:28,312 --> 00:11:29,814
Clover!
270
00:11:29,897 --> 00:11:31,524
When did I outlaw Golden Julien?
271
00:11:31,607 --> 00:11:33,859
Uh, as soon as you signed that contract,
Your Majesty,
272
00:11:33,943 --> 00:11:36,487
and Bruce started installing
his giant megastores.
273
00:11:36,570 --> 00:11:38,906
If Maurice had done his job,
274
00:11:38,989 --> 00:11:40,783
you would have known
that the paper you signed
275
00:11:40,866 --> 00:11:42,785
also included a royal decree
276
00:11:42,868 --> 00:11:45,287
banning Golden Julien from the kingdom
277
00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:47,748
so it doesn't cut
into Bruce's coffee profits.
278
00:11:47,832 --> 00:11:50,543
I've already begun enforcing the new law.
279
00:11:50,626 --> 00:11:52,670
Oi! Freeze!
280
00:11:52,753 --> 00:11:54,630
Run away!
281
00:11:58,717 --> 00:12:01,595
Why?
282
00:12:03,889 --> 00:12:06,016
Hey!
What the heck, man?
283
00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:07,393
What the... come on!
Hey!
284
00:12:07,476 --> 00:12:10,062
Maurice, how could you let this happen?
285
00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:11,439
Hmm? I didn't!
286
00:12:11,522 --> 00:12:13,899
You sent me on a boring tour
of the doo-doo coffee factory
287
00:12:13,983 --> 00:12:16,360
while you were breaking fancy antiques
with nunchucks.
288
00:12:16,444 --> 00:12:19,363
Okay, maybe it's not as bad
as it seems, though.
289
00:12:19,447 --> 00:12:22,324
Maybe everyone will be too happy
to have coffee back
290
00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:25,619
that they won't even notice
that Golden Julien is illegal.
291
00:12:25,703 --> 00:12:28,456
Bring back Golden Julien!
292
00:12:28,539 --> 00:12:31,333
It appears we are in a bit of a pickle.
293
00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:32,460
Truth be told,
294
00:12:32,543 --> 00:12:36,422
I rather miss the Dionysian libertine
I became
295
00:12:36,505 --> 00:12:39,467
under the sweet spell of Golden Julien.
296
00:12:39,550 --> 00:12:41,427
You were a lot cooler then.
297
00:12:41,510 --> 00:12:42,928
Okay, my peoples!
298
00:12:43,012 --> 00:12:45,473
To prove that your shrill screaming
299
00:12:45,556 --> 00:12:47,766
did not fall upon deaf ears,
300
00:12:47,850 --> 00:12:50,102
I vow to fix this.
301
00:12:51,228 --> 00:12:54,440
My peoples really want
their Golden Julien back, buddy.
302
00:12:54,523 --> 00:12:56,150
Right, sure, totally.
303
00:12:56,233 --> 00:12:58,152
Let's jump off this cliff
and talk about it.
304
00:13:01,113 --> 00:13:02,865
Are you sure this is safe?
305
00:13:02,948 --> 00:13:04,742
Nah. But it's hecka fun, though, right?
306
00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:09,288
Imagine what all the loser beluga whales
are thinking about us right now, Kipper.
307
00:13:09,371 --> 00:13:10,206
Totally!
308
00:13:10,289 --> 00:13:12,374
Hey, is that a smokin'-hot mermaid
down there?
309
00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:14,210
Where? I'll race ya!
310
00:13:14,293 --> 00:13:16,795
So what was it
you wanted to chop it up about?
311
00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:19,715
Uh... I, uh, didn't realize
312
00:13:19,798 --> 00:13:21,675
part of the contract I signed
313
00:13:21,759 --> 00:13:23,802
would outlaw Golden Julien
314
00:13:23,886 --> 00:13:26,055
and replace all the kiosks
315
00:13:26,138 --> 00:13:28,224
with poo coffee megastores.
316
00:13:28,307 --> 00:13:30,100
Oh, well, that's business, bro.
317
00:13:30,184 --> 00:13:31,685
And we're business bros.
318
00:13:31,769 --> 00:13:33,145
I thought we were, at least.
319
00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:36,440
Uh, y-yeah, yeah, bidness bros.
320
00:13:37,566 --> 00:13:41,028
Uh, but taking Golden Julien from my peeps
321
00:13:41,111 --> 00:13:42,905
doesn't feel right.
322
00:13:42,988 --> 00:13:44,615
I'll tell you what feels right.
323
00:13:44,698 --> 00:13:47,952
Your beautiful face as the spokesman
for Brüs by Bruce.
324
00:13:48,035 --> 00:13:51,163
I don't... Hold the phone book.
That's a great idea!
325
00:13:55,709 --> 00:13:57,920
You're coming with me
next time we meet with Bruce.
326
00:13:58,003 --> 00:14:01,298
This is far from the worst thing
King Julien has ever done.
327
00:14:03,008 --> 00:14:05,010
Golden Julien is just plants
and hot water.
328
00:14:05,094 --> 00:14:07,680
How can you outlaw twigs
and leaves and flowers?
329
00:14:07,763 --> 00:14:09,473
Who cares?
330
00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:10,849
What's important is,
331
00:14:10,933 --> 00:14:13,352
my face is on a bunch of big buildings,
332
00:14:13,435 --> 00:14:15,896
and I love Brüs by Bruce!
333
00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:18,065
I hate Brüs by Bruce!
334
00:14:18,148 --> 00:14:19,316
Masikura!
335
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:22,528
Oh!
336
00:14:22,611 --> 00:14:24,446
What is wrong with that Golden Julien?
337
00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:27,950
Since you outlawed Golden Julien,
I have come up with a new recipe.
338
00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:32,288
This tea is made of starfish, locusts,
and my outer skin casing.
339
00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:33,664
Ugh.
340
00:14:33,747 --> 00:14:34,748
I'm molting.
341
00:14:34,832 --> 00:14:37,251
You got to get me some Golden Julien, man.
342
00:14:37,334 --> 00:14:38,919
I need it.
343
00:14:39,003 --> 00:14:42,965
It is illegal because you accepted bribes
from a businessman.
344
00:14:43,048 --> 00:14:45,426
I really screwed up, huh?
345
00:14:45,509 --> 00:14:46,844
I sold out my kingdom
346
00:14:46,927 --> 00:14:50,556
just to hang out with the cool crowd
and have a lot of whatever money is,
347
00:14:50,639 --> 00:14:53,225
and now my people
can't even bathe their taste buds
348
00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:55,978
in the warm glow of Golden Julien.
349
00:14:56,061 --> 00:14:58,022
You're only half right.
350
00:14:58,105 --> 00:14:59,023
Hmm?
351
00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:07,489
What's the secret password, man?
352
00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:09,533
Password "one two three four."
353
00:15:09,617 --> 00:15:10,618
All lowercase.
354
00:15:10,701 --> 00:15:14,747
There is no way that's the... Oh.
355
00:15:14,830 --> 00:15:16,540
♪ ♪
356
00:15:17,541 --> 00:15:19,209
It's cool. He's with me.
357
00:15:20,210 --> 00:15:21,629
W-what is this?
358
00:15:21,712 --> 00:15:24,882
The only place to get Golden Julien
in the kingdom now.
359
00:15:24,965 --> 00:15:27,885
Just because something is illegal
doesn't make it any less popular.
360
00:15:27,968 --> 00:15:30,679
♪ ...another cup of tea ♪
361
00:15:34,099 --> 00:15:35,768
♪ Get a load of Teddy ♪
362
00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:40,314
♪ I've lost control of my legs ♪
363
00:15:45,569 --> 00:15:46,987
Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
364
00:15:49,156 --> 00:15:49,990
Not mine!
365
00:15:50,074 --> 00:15:51,158
Holding it for somebody.
366
00:15:52,493 --> 00:15:53,619
Clover?
367
00:15:53,702 --> 00:15:55,871
Uh, uh, uh, hey.
368
00:15:58,749 --> 00:16:00,751
I know this looks bad, Your Majesty.
369
00:16:00,834 --> 00:16:04,129
But I came in here the other night
to bust up the place,
370
00:16:04,213 --> 00:16:06,173
and then, well,
I saw how much fun it was in here,
371
00:16:06,256 --> 00:16:08,801
and I decided to stay.
372
00:16:08,884 --> 00:16:12,137
I drove all my peoples
to party underground
373
00:16:12,221 --> 00:16:14,098
like really cool criminals?
374
00:16:14,181 --> 00:16:15,808
Not just your peoples.
375
00:16:17,434 --> 00:16:19,728
Karl! What are you doing here?
376
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:21,980
Golden Julien is our competition.
377
00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:26,318
My older brother has made my life
a living heck.
378
00:16:27,319 --> 00:16:28,278
Pardon my French.
379
00:16:28,362 --> 00:16:30,155
And there's nothing I can do about it.
380
00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:33,158
The company is too powerful.
He's too powerful.
381
00:16:33,242 --> 00:16:34,952
There must be something we can do.
382
00:16:35,035 --> 00:16:37,121
Anything short
of disrupting his supply lines
383
00:16:37,204 --> 00:16:41,000
so his customers are forced to buy
from a different wholesaler
384
00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:43,460
won't put a dent in his empire.
385
00:16:43,544 --> 00:16:47,172
So what if we disrupt the supply lines?
386
00:16:48,298 --> 00:16:49,550
♪ ♪
387
00:16:49,633 --> 00:16:51,802
A big shipment heads out tomorrow.
388
00:16:51,885 --> 00:16:55,055
The dolphins are escorting it
to its destination.
389
00:16:55,139 --> 00:16:58,934
We will need to distract Bruce
and his heads of security,
390
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:01,854
or they'll foil the plan before it starts.
391
00:17:01,937 --> 00:17:03,772
What do you mean by "distract"?
392
00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:05,023
I thought perhaps
393
00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:07,735
you could employ your feminine wiles to...
394
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,279
I am a warrior!
395
00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:13,365
I don't employ my feminine wiles
for nobody!
396
00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:14,283
Understood.
397
00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:15,492
I've got a better plan.
398
00:17:15,576 --> 00:17:17,453
I'll use an elaborate disguise
399
00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:21,665
to trick Bruce into believing
that I am a successful businessman.
400
00:17:21,749 --> 00:17:23,584
And what do we do once we have the ship?
401
00:17:23,667 --> 00:17:24,960
That's where I come in.
402
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:28,589
I'ma swim under that boat
and blow that thing to smithereens.
403
00:17:28,672 --> 00:17:30,674
Kaplowy!
404
00:17:30,758 --> 00:17:33,302
You really think
you can get to the barge undetected?
405
00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:35,971
Oh, I'm a very strong swimmer.
406
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,973
Scuba certified!
407
00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:44,980
♪ ♪
408
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:45,898
Careful, boys.
409
00:17:45,981 --> 00:17:47,733
This dynamite's pretty old,
410
00:17:47,816 --> 00:17:49,985
so it's a little... unstable.
411
00:17:50,068 --> 00:17:52,070
What?
Huh?
412
00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:54,073
♪ ♪
413
00:17:56,950 --> 00:17:58,410
What was that noise, Kipper?
414
00:17:58,494 --> 00:17:59,995
Probably just an orca fart.
415
00:18:00,078 --> 00:18:01,455
I-if there's an orca down there,
416
00:18:01,538 --> 00:18:03,665
it is our duty to tell him
how much he sucks.
417
00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:04,625
Let's go!
418
00:18:04,708 --> 00:18:08,837
♪ ♪
419
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:10,839
Ooh.
420
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:13,967
Howdy, sailors.
421
00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:16,845
Kipper, this is the mermaid
we've been waiting for.
422
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:18,222
Dibs!
Dibs?
423
00:18:18,305 --> 00:18:20,724
She is a modern mermaid.
424
00:18:20,808 --> 00:18:22,226
She should be the one to choose.
425
00:18:22,309 --> 00:18:24,228
♪ I am a lonely ♪
426
00:18:24,311 --> 00:18:26,814
♪ Pretty mermaid girl ♪
427
00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:27,981
That's my mermaid.
My mermaid!
428
00:18:28,065 --> 00:18:30,359
Oh, well, uh, hello there,
429
00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:32,986
fellow captains of industry.
430
00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:34,238
Well, well, well...
431
00:18:34,321 --> 00:18:37,366
"Aloha" means "What's up, pretty lady?"
432
00:18:37,449 --> 00:18:39,952
Oh, oh, a lady?
433
00:18:40,035 --> 00:18:44,164
No, no, I'm, uh, international tycoon
434
00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:45,958
Mango Door-Loser
435
00:18:46,041 --> 00:18:49,211
of the, uh... the Delaware Door-Losers.
436
00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:51,130
Lucky for you, I'm a sucker for a gal
437
00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:54,091
with a nice bushy flavor-saver
under her nose.
438
00:18:54,174 --> 00:18:56,760
Hold this.
Big Daddy's got some bidness to attend to.
439
00:18:56,844 --> 00:18:58,929
Yes, well, uh, I was thinkin', uh,
440
00:18:59,012 --> 00:19:03,016
maybe you could, uh,
give me a tour of your facilities.
441
00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:06,478
Sure, babe.
Anything for a solid seven like yourself.
442
00:19:11,358 --> 00:19:12,943
Well done, Chauncey.
443
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,571
Oh, well, I do declare,
444
00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:19,491
this is one fine ergonomical
office situation.
445
00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:20,951
Uh, no doy!
446
00:19:21,034 --> 00:19:21,994
I designed it.
447
00:19:22,077 --> 00:19:24,538
Wow.
You're lucky you're kind of beautiful.
448
00:19:25,622 --> 00:19:27,833
I'm a beautiful on the inside
449
00:19:27,916 --> 00:19:31,003
because I am a masculine on the outside.
450
00:19:31,086 --> 00:19:32,171
I'm definitely a businessman.
451
00:19:32,254 --> 00:19:33,422
Hold that thought, sugar cheeks.
452
00:19:34,756 --> 00:19:36,300
Work stuff. Trent? Kipper?
453
00:19:36,383 --> 00:19:37,843
Situation report.
454
00:19:37,926 --> 00:19:40,762
Oh, be still, my mermaid heart.
455
00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:44,308
You boys are a couple of charmers,
aren't you?
456
00:19:44,391 --> 00:19:45,851
I'm the charming one.
No way!
457
00:19:45,934 --> 00:19:48,437
I'm the charming one and the cute one.
458
00:19:51,732 --> 00:19:52,608
Something's wrong.
459
00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:55,652
Sorry, babe, I need to take
a Hollywood five to check this out.
460
00:19:55,736 --> 00:19:57,946
Wait! Don't go.
461
00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:00,449
I... have a lot of questions.
462
00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:02,117
Look, you're a fun girl,
463
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,661
and this weird costume thing
is really doin' a number.
464
00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:06,371
But I got to go handle some business.
465
00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:07,581
You know, man stuff.
466
00:20:07,664 --> 00:20:09,791
Handle some what?
467
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:12,628
Man stuff?
468
00:20:19,968 --> 00:20:21,470
Oh, well done.
469
00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:23,639
That was the most fun I've had in years.
470
00:20:23,722 --> 00:20:26,600
Why couldn't I have just knocked him out
in the first place?
471
00:20:26,683 --> 00:20:30,520
Because I wanted you to hate him so much,
you truly wished to harm him.
472
00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:31,772
I know what you're thinking.
473
00:20:31,855 --> 00:20:32,898
Brilliant, right?
474
00:20:32,981 --> 00:20:34,983
No, no, actually,
that's not what I'm thinking.
475
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:37,694
What I'm thinking
is about where to hide your corpse
476
00:20:37,778 --> 00:20:40,072
when I'm finished with you!
477
00:20:40,155 --> 00:20:42,282
Hmm, hmm, hmm.
478
00:20:43,825 --> 00:20:45,243
Hmm?
479
00:20:45,327 --> 00:20:46,912
What is so interesting over there?
480
00:20:46,995 --> 00:20:48,038
Trent's eyes are up here.
481
00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:51,291
Trent, we're being played.
482
00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:53,251
This hot mermaid is a femme fatale.
483
00:20:53,335 --> 00:20:54,628
Guards! Everybody!
484
00:20:54,711 --> 00:20:57,047
There's some gross townies
messing with our shipment.
485
00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:00,217
Hmm?
486
00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:02,052
Okay, this looks bad.
487
00:21:02,135 --> 00:21:02,970
Any ideas?
488
00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:05,347
Cover your ears
and watch out for shrapnel.
489
00:21:05,430 --> 00:21:09,101
And you guys might want
to start updating your résumés.
490
00:21:09,184 --> 00:21:11,395
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
we're way too close to the...
491
00:21:21,613 --> 00:21:23,573
Let us abscond! Quickly!
492
00:21:25,867 --> 00:21:27,911
Aw, nah.
493
00:21:27,995 --> 00:21:30,789
Brah!
494
00:21:30,872 --> 00:21:33,750
Thank you again, my old adversary,
495
00:21:33,834 --> 00:21:36,837
for being a pawn in my master plan.
496
00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:38,630
Your master plan?
497
00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:42,050
I realized the only way
I could ever properly defeat Bruce
498
00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:45,679
and destroy his business
is through partnering him with Julien.
499
00:21:45,762 --> 00:21:48,432
Uh...
We almost got blown up by dynamite, man!
500
00:21:48,515 --> 00:21:51,059
Hmm.
501
00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:54,104
Until next time, Julien-ites.
502
00:21:55,564 --> 00:21:58,233
Okay, is it just me,
or is that guy the worst?
503
00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:00,235
Okay, our first order of business,
504
00:22:00,318 --> 00:22:03,321
we figure out a way to get rid
of all of Bruce's megastores.
505
00:22:03,405 --> 00:22:05,532
Did somebody say "dynamite"?
506
00:22:05,615 --> 00:22:06,450
No!
507
00:22:09,077 --> 00:22:10,495
I imagine there's some sort of lesson
508
00:22:10,579 --> 00:22:11,955
in there somewhere, Your Majesty.
509
00:22:12,039 --> 00:22:12,956
Yeah.
510
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:15,292
It's not my job to make stuff illegal
511
00:22:15,375 --> 00:22:18,670
just so it benefits business dudes
who bribe me.
512
00:22:18,754 --> 00:22:22,424
From now on, folks can drink
whatever beverages they want.
513
00:22:22,507 --> 00:22:25,761
Heck, we could even open up a milk shop
around the corner.
514
00:22:25,844 --> 00:22:27,345
I mean, if that's what my peoples want.
515
00:22:27,429 --> 00:22:29,973
Maybe we can just
leave the business and retail stuff
516
00:22:30,057 --> 00:22:32,392
to guys like Bruce from now on.
517
00:22:32,476 --> 00:22:33,769
Poo coffee.
518
00:22:33,852 --> 00:22:35,395
Who wants my poo coffee?
519
00:22:35,479 --> 00:22:36,980
Warm and fresh.
520
00:22:37,064 --> 00:22:39,149
Anybody?
521
00:22:41,359 --> 00:22:43,612
♪ Screaming from the school doors ♪
522
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♪ On a Friday afternoon ♪
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♪ To break the abstinence ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ Competition always
Drives things further ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ And the one
Who screams the loudest wins ♪
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♪ Julia's worn the same clothes now
Since 1982 ♪
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♪ And she's so worried
About her daughter ♪